The Sickos Present: Dragonball 2
Secret Project 2 of 2 Revealed!
It is with the greatest of pride that the Anime Sickos present Dragonball 2: A Feature Film Sequel, a 63-page screenplay from 60 writers.
BEHOLD…DA LINK: https://drive.google.com/file/d/162OUF3wekFtpiShdr7KtKJkyM_Wr1tLZ/view?usp=sharing
Each writer contributed a single page (except the Sickos, who each wrote two). Each writer was given access to all previously-written pages (though we made it clear it was NOT required to read any of it).
The result is fucking dumb and very funny. We see an epic tale of tournaments, illiteracy, trying to get Goku horny, a surprising amount of explicit on-screen sex, Ed Asner and Kristen Schaal’s Boat Warehouse/Sex Academy, dads trying to find playlists on their phones, a lot of Sonic characters showing up for some reason, epic three-way fusions, and an appearance from da big man Akira Toriyama himself.
This secret project was the fun, breezy, let’s-blow-off-steam fun one we decided to do after completing the much more taxing and difficult Secret Project 1 of 2 (coming soon). And what can I say but uhhh hell yeah it served its fuckin purpose baby, it ruled, it kicked mondo ass to do. We got to collaborate with literally dozens of absolute geniuses, and also we barely had to do any work. Truly a wonderful project all around.
Some numbers: Page one was written January 18, 2021 and the final page was written June 5th. Of the 80 writers contacted, 59 accepted the call and contributed a page (still amazed at the success rate there). After appearing on pages 2 and 3, Vegeta does not appear again for 44 pages (aside from one page which is apparently non-canon since no one ever referenced the events that occurred on it).
Thanks again to all the writers who contributed to this extremely stupid project, and thank you to everyone who reads the script!